Tokyo branch · est. recently

Small servers, trimmed by hand.

We keep a few quiet machines in Tokyo. They are watered weekly, bowed to daily, and supervised by a cat with root access and no sense of urgency.

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盆

Very small. Pruned by hand every morning. Provisioning takes about forty years, but the result is beautiful.

速

If a packet arrives more than one second late, a staff member issues a formal apology and a delay certificate.

禅

If a server falls over and nobody gets paged, did it make a sound? We sit with the question. Then we restart nginx.

稼働状況

Live from the server room. Updated whenever someone remembers.

障害文化

？draw before you push

Every deploy at our office starts with a paper fortune. It is more accurate than the staging environment.

もち部長

Mochi, Senior Site Reliability Cat. Sleeps on the warmest rack, which is also how we find overheating hardware.

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